Posted 6 hours ago
My headcanon Cecil has tentacle patterns on his tie, they move sometimes but that's it. He can also never take his tie off. Ever. I am very lame but it's too funny
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videntefernandez:

I can imagine him showering and swimming with his tie on xD

Posted 6 hours ago

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender
Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago
you are the cutest omg i'm gonna die
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Posted 7 hours ago

grimgrinninggirl:

witchyredhead:

bi-privilege:

"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"

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Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.

#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die

Posted 7 hours ago

wasiafooltothink:

"How much money does college cost in America?"

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Posted 7 hours ago

rneatbicycle:

that’s what little girls are made of

(Source: meatbicyclevevo)

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago
bryankonietzko:

michaeldantedimartino:

12345drizzy:

Maybe the greatest gif i have ever come across!

Love this!

HAHAHA! Hardest working fans in the business.

bryankonietzko:

michaeldantedimartino:

12345drizzy:

Maybe the greatest gif i have ever come across!

Love this!

HAHAHA! Hardest working fans in the business.

Posted 7 hours ago

skullbird:

Sketches of various constrictor profiles, attempting to help illustrate that these snakes don’t just vary in color and size, but there’s tons of variation even down to facial structure.

This was a fun exercise~

Posted 7 hours ago

snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

Posted 7 hours ago

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

Posted 7 hours ago
kahttalene13:

fancifullauren:

-deadly:

w h a t

w   h   a   t  

MOVE THE FRICK OVER DOMINOES

kahttalene13:

fancifullauren:

-deadly:

w h a t

w   h   a   t  

MOVE THE FRICK OVER DOMINOES

Posted 7 hours ago

quilavaflare:

wifiey:

ianoshea:

me when I work out

which episode of game of thrones is this

all of them

(Source: maliatale)

Posted 7 hours ago

auntytany:

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

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