Posted 4 hours ago

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups)

Posted 4 hours ago

thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

(Source: sandandglass)

Posted 4 hours ago
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

therealeovaldez:

bogleech:

shhhh
tiny cars are dreaming

This is beautiful

Transformers: Nap Time

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

therealeovaldez:

bogleech:

shhhh

tiny cars are dreaming

This is beautiful

Transformers: Nap Time

(Source: humorstop)

Posted 4 hours ago

221bumblebbakerstreet:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

shercockandmycrotch:

dreamsaboutthatbox:

THAT’S BLAISE ZABINI YOU IGNORANT  SLUT. THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED CRABBE WAS CHARGED WITH MARIJUANA POSSESSION AND   SENTENCED TO COMMUNITY SERVICE, MAKING HIM UNABLE TO BE IN THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART II. HIS ROLE IN THE STORY WAS REPLACED WITH BLAISE. KNOW YOUR FACTS, SON.

That doesn’t explain why the character went from white to black.

it’s not the same character.

at the top it’s crabbe.

at the bottom it’s zabini.

the fact that three characters are standing in a certain formation with two the same as an earlier photo does not make the third character the same as before.

1 = crabbe

2 = zabini

they’re not pretending it’s crabbe

they didn’t change the character’s colour

they changed the plot

are we clear

finally someone gets it

(Source: fuckyeahdementia)

Posted 4 hours ago

mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

Posted 4 hours ago

missmella:

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

Posted 4 hours ago

diabolicalprince:

diabolicalprince:

I HAVE A BOX FULL OF GIRLSCOUT COOKIES AND A STOMACH FULL OF EMPTY IT’S TIME TO GET WRECKED!!!11

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this is my 23rd one of these…

(Source: diabolicalprince)

Posted 4 hours ago

itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

(Source: itseasytoremember)

Posted 4 hours ago

http://mugglebornheadcanon.tumblr.com/post/95449606526/549-a-particularly-inventive-group-of-muggleborns

mugglebornheadcanon:

549. A particularly inventive group of muggleborns managed to add an enchantment to the roof of the Great Hall, so whenever the words “scientist”, “perfect hair”, “Khoshekh”, or “Night Vale” are mentioned, a mysterious cloud will appear, casting an eerie glow over everyone. Those who are familiar…

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge

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IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE

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this is breaking my heart :(

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i guess i have a cat now

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Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

How to cosplay Cecil Palmer

profwhy:

  1. You’re done
  2. You are cosplaying Cecil Palmer
  3. I am cosplaying Cecil Palmer
  4. Everyone is cosplaying Cecil Palmer
Posted 5 hours ago

reyesrobbies:

so remember during poa when malfoy grabbed the back of harry’s broom to slow him down during the final match? and everyone was outraged because who even does that?! 

quidditch through the ages has a chapter on foul plays in quidditch and says that 90% of the fouls listed in history aren’t possible anymore because of the strict wand laws during games but ‘of the remaining 10% it is safe to say that most would not even occur to even the dirtiest player' - guess what's number one

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Posted 5 hours ago

booksandbabyanimals:

I marked all the times in the first book when George flirts with Alanna before he even knows she’s secretly a girl and…

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I’m wondering if there’s a possibility of bisexual George? Because I am all here for bisexual George.